Thursday, October 07, 2004

The Secret Cheat Sheets II




Earlier this week, we at The Backlot broke the story on the “John Kerry Cheat Sheet” controversy. Not only that but we uncovered what those note cards contained. We are at it again! It appears that after Senator Kerry upset George W. Bush last Thursday, that candidates from both parties decided to employ this tactic in the Vice Presidential Debate this week. I, The Backlot’s chief political correspondent, have once again done some sleuthing and got a hold of these cards. Unfortunately the cards were not labeled as to which candidate wrote them but it shouldn’t be hard to figure out. Here is what I found:

“Man, your daughter is a lesbian. That’s hot!”

“Remember Cheney, Keep it real!”

“What Would Kerry Do”

“Note to self: Check my Haliburton stock after the debate”

“Don’t forget to mention that John Kerry was in Vietnam”

“Win one for the Dubya, because evidently he cannot”

“Don’t forget to show up tonight, like I keep forgetting to show up at the Senate”

“If he makes fun of my age say,”When 900 years old you are, look as good you will not”

"Have you or a loved one been injured or a victim of big insurance"

“If I start to lose, complain of chest pain”

And oddly enough we found about 10 cards filled with quotes from The Waltons

2 Comments:

Blogger None said...

Damn, no comments. Why, James!?

October 7, 2004 at 4:03 PM  
Blogger sinistaswoll said...

One word Steve: BOGUS!

October 7, 2004 at 5:24 PM  

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