Friday, November 12, 2004

Nuclear Threat Raises in U.S.

“(Bin Laden) secured from a Saudi sheik...a rather long treatise on the possibility of using nuclear weapons against the Americans," says Scheuer. "[The treatise] found that he was perfectly within his rights to use them. Muslims argue that the United States is responsible for millions of dead Muslims around the world, so reciprocity would mean you could kill millions of Americans."

On an upcoming episode of the CBS News program, 60 minutes, the former head of the CIA’s Osma Bin Laden Unit, Michael Scheuer, is now saying that Osma Bin Laden has secured religious approval to use a nuclear weapon against us Americans.

He is quoted as saying, “Even if bin Laden had a nuclear weapon, he probably wouldn't have used it for a lack of proper religious authority - authority he has now”

Be sure to watch this episode of 60 minutes this Sunday, Nov. 14(check local times and listings.)


Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Oh those crazy Romanians are at it again

“...A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper...”

Read the full story here, folks. And feel free to add any witty banter below in the comment section.


Friday, November 05, 2004

Code Six: Day One.

For those of you who aren’t aware, I am preparing a short movie to submit to Kevin Smith’s new contest over at

It’s shaping up to look like a lot of dick and fart jokes are being sent in along with the little ‘artistic’ pieces that ‘film students’ are submitting. I like neither.

I don’t really want to go into the details of my story online, for obvious reasons, but it’s called Code Six, and it revolves around two Detectives, one of which has to deal with a situation at home which he didn’t really expect he’d have to face so soon.

Our first day of shooting was on Wednesday. I had expected it to be partly cloudy to sunny all day, and it turned to dark and rainy. It’s really hard to call off a production shoot when you’ve begged and pleaded with everyone to take time out of their day for something that you so adamantly believe in and manage to talk them into doing.

So we get out to our first location, and this truck comes down the narrow path that we’re on, stops, then turns around and drives off. I didn’t think anything of it until two police cars pull up behind us.

“What can I do for you, officer?” I said. Stone cold he replies; “What are you boys throwing out in the lake?” I was like, what the fuck? Apparently, what I think what happened was, in that truck this redneck assed fisherman found us in his fishing hole near the lake and he thought he’d stick us over when he saw two cops driving down the street. Needless to say we weren’t throwing anything out in the fucking lake, and we managed to get most of what we came to shoot, but due to the cops sitting across from us for the full three hours we were there, we opted to leave before the rest was done.

Here are a few screen grabs from some of the stuff we did. Nothing too exciting, but it’s shaping up, slowly.

Tara Reid and her Nasty Nipple!

Looks like she just had some work done, the nipple has been sliced off and her breast was stuffed with Kenny Roger's Gravy, then messaged into plumpness, and then had the nipple glued back on.

I want some chicken.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Michael Moore Wimped Out.

Check out:

Nothing there except a picture. Wonder why he shut down the site, possibly because half of America was about to log on and scream; "I told you so!" to the fat bastard?

I guess we won't know for a while until he brings it back online, but I found it quite funny.

P.S. I voted Kerry.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Bush To Haters, "F**k Off"

Days before the election, Bush says fuck off. Not really but video has been unearthed of the President showing what he calls the “One Finger Victory Salute” Here is the link to the video.


Saturday, October 23, 2004

Go See The Grudge.

Just a quick note tonight.

Ever since I found out Kevin Smith is having a film competition online, I've been very busy, so pardon the delay in posts. I figure I might as well take a swing at it. I'm pretty confident with what I'm developing to submit. I'll keep you posted.

Anywho. So I saw The Grudge tonight with my girlfriend. What a great film. If you see one movie for the rest of the year, catch this one, I promise you won't be disappointed. The Associated Press panned it, calling it mediocre. What fucking theater were they in? This is the best scary movie I've seen, second only to The Changeling with George C. Scott.

I can't wait to find the Japanese film this was based on, I'll probably have to pick it up online, as there are no specialty movie shops around my neck of the woods...but definitely see The Grudge, it's totally worth it.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

The Lindsay Lohan Fake Boob Song.

It had to come to this. Really, it did.

The Lindsay Lohan Fake Boob Song

Garner will Catch and Release.

Catch and Release

Logline: A woman must deal with the untimely death of her husband and the revelation of secrets he kept from her.

Columbia Pictures plopped down the cash, while Susannah Grant, who wrote Erin Brockovich, is penning the script. Jenno Topping (Surviving Christmas, 28 Days, Charlies Angels: Full Throttle) is set to produce. And of Course, Jennifer Garner will take the lead role.

Love-Making Couple Sparks Police Emergency

LONDON (Reuters) - British police sprang into operation after receiving an emergency '999' phone alert from a woman in apparently in some distress -- only to discover it had accidentally been made by a couple having sex.

Officers at Durham in northern England became alarmed when the call came through to their headquarters in the middle of the night and all they could hear was what sounded like a woman crying with a man's voice in the background.

Police traced the number and rushed to the scene, where they found the embarrassed and disheveled couple who explained they were "messing around."

"It happened while they were having sex. The woman had depressed with her foot the '9' button on the phone which happened to be on the floor," a Durham police spokesman told Reuters Wednesday.

"It certainly put a smile on the faces on the police side -- we were just very relieved it wasn't a violent situation and that the couple were clearly getting on very well together."

The Vintage Disney Tour

This really isn't my area; however, I thought I'd pass along this link

The Vintage Tour of 1950's and 60's Disneyland